It’s been quite an April for the PBH Network: over 5 million visitors, our first (record-setting!) 500,000 visitor day, and over 3,600 fans on Facebook. With such a great month, we wanted to recap the best performing content from April from across the PBH Network:
5. What Happens When A Hippie Gives You 30 Hits Of Acid
Our unnamed protagonist — a worker at a local coffee shop — describes how he would leave out food for the homeless, only to have his generosity repaid one fateful evening by a local hippie who proceeded to put 30 hits of acid into his mouth. What would follow was an incredible journey told brilliantly by the narrator.
4. Dam Goats!
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Fat people aren’t just ruining health care reform, they’re also ruining dating websites:
“Dating and social network site BeautifulPeople.com has axed some 5,000 members following complaints that they had gained weight…
As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld,” said site founder Robert Hintze.
Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”