Take the Donkey to the barn and fuck it.

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From PBH: In a small northern Colombian town named San Antero, the ‘Festival del Burro’ (Donkey Festival) is held to celebrate the donkey. Some of the highlights include a donkey stampede and a costume contest, but most of all, the carnival celebrates having sex with donkeys.

Yes, I repeat, the main focus of the festival is to celebrate the tradition of men having sexual encounters with donkeys. Apparently when a boy grows up in Colombia, his hand is inadequate and he’s too nervous to have his first experience with a (human) female. No, the sweet tender embrace of a donkey (probably with the appropriate amount of make up like the one featured above) is whats needed to stir the passions of an all to eager but anxious Colombian adolescent. With an abundance of donkeys available, a strong zoophilic culture has taken root.

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1 Cow_Poke January 1, 2008 at 11:34 pm

Hey, this is really great-a society, where at least some parts [I'm not sure, if they think guys with jacks is OK, they just mention guys with jennys??] of men with animals sex, is both excepted and encouraged. OH,, that pic, of the young teenager, standing proudly next to his decorated “girlfriend” is quite interesting. Thanks.

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2 Mutton January 22, 2008 at 4:55 pm

Wow, WTF. I’m really quite amazed by seeing this. Hell I know people do this but never thought i’d see anyone talking about it. I respect how you wern’t really heavily judgemental about it. Most reporters would go off on an animal rights tirade if they had come across something like this. What a colourful world we live in eh?

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3 T.O.K.D.L January 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm

I am amazed as well as envious of such open minded individuals. I truly wish the majority had such standards. Although I wonder about the same thing Cow_Poke.

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4 IRISHZOO February 3, 2008 at 3:23 pm

Seems like a place worth moving to … A guy finally could live with his desired partner of choice

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5 HWLH February 24, 2008 at 7:42 pm

i was just thinking the same thing actually……if i could lock down a good income down there, i would seriously consider it…….

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6 YOU FUCKER! March 10, 2008 at 11:25 pm

Dude, im colombian, and that what your saying is plain BULSHIT!.

Its because of people like you that we can’t fit anywhere. Please, go cultivate and read a book, there is no such thing as a donkey-fucking festival, and if it happens, it happens in small towns appart from the rest of the society, just like weird stuff happens in all countrys.

This is quite a racist comment you know?… please, nex time just stay shut and say nothing instead of making random shit up.

Asshole…

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7 ITS TRUE March 20, 2008 at 1:33 am

I am Columbian and everything about this is true. Its sad, but true.

We cant fit in, because we are involved in either drug trade, sex trade, animal sex or coffee. Its just our way of life. Obivously the donkey is an easy way out.

Not racist if its true – come on brother…

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8 Anonymous October 6, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Como se nota que nunca has venido a San Antero. Mínimo debes ser del interior.

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9 Anonymous March 20, 2008 at 2:17 am

we are involved in either drug trade, sex trade, animal sex or coffee. Its just our way of life.

… That is awesome. And to think I repair copiers for a living. :’/ That’s it, I’m moving to exciting Columbia! Heh.

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10 DaGump March 20, 2008 at 3:27 am

Seems like a cool city to visit. =P

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11 Anonymous March 21, 2008 at 3:16 pm

we use our donkeys to haul out dirt from the drug tunnels. at night the women reward them.

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12 Anonymous March 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm

id hit it

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13 Larr March 26, 2008 at 6:10 pm

I don’t know why that guy above freaked out. I think it’s beautiful that some people can have an open zoo relationship. I would be proud to be a columbian or any people that are open to sharing a sexual relationship with an animal.

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14 Right April 15, 2008 at 5:19 am

This is stupid to say that in Muslom countries father encourages their sons to have sex…….with animals. In Islam that is consodered a big sin….and aufulll…how can a dr like this lady say that????

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15 Islam sucks April 16, 2008 at 9:28 pm

Islam is the real twisted belief. It revels in it’s ability to say who is of Allah and who isn’t. Fuck, if you are not of Allah you are killed or maimed. Rewards for killing non-muslims? I’d rather be a Zoo than follow any religion that kills people that are different than themselves.

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16 YOU SUCK SELF May 20, 2008 at 6:46 pm

you got nothing to say about islam you got no rights its because people fucked up and twisted like you. ALLAH TEALA, has created every human and all living creature so beautiful but you people DONT SIT AND THINK the beauty you have, always finding ways to look above everyone and being some kind of legend to be followed. just think before you even open your mouth see the beauty of all creation and worship ALLAH. LA ILLAHA ILLALLAH MUHAMMEDIN RESUALLAH (PLEASE BE UPON HIM) no god but ALLAH exist. fuck all americans which why iam fucking already

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17 Anonymous April 3, 2011 at 12:57 am

There is only one God. Although many people have different names for him….there is only one phrase that describes you raghead fucks….and its called “pieces of camel shit”. So……eat yourself and die!!

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18 T.O.K.D.L June 2, 2008 at 8:15 am

Yeah I think “allah” may exist… but JESUS CHRIST took his lunch money, smacked the shit out of him and sent him home crying. Hahahaha!

I agree with “Islam sucks”, If you do not believe or respect this so called God allah, you are beaten, shunned and possibly destroyed. I’ll take being a zoophile any day as opposed to killing people who choose not to worship my God.

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19 Anonymous January 23, 2012 at 3:38 pm

U re such a jerk

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20 Anonymous September 9, 2008 at 6:19 pm

I’m colombian and It’s true it happens… BUT HEY WE’RE NOT ALL FREAKS! It’s not something every colombian does… And is not part of OUR COLOMBIAN CULTURE, it’s part of SOME freaking coastal cultures…

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21 Anonymous September 9, 2008 at 6:24 pm

El malparido no sabe ni como es el mapa de Colombia!! Pendejo nos quitaste todo el amazonas!

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22 THE TRUE GOD IS ME September 10, 2008 at 12:39 pm

religions bullshit the sooner you can admit it the sooner you can get over that large slice of useless misdevoted life you just wasted and start living.jesus shared the same miracles as a thousand other gods beggining with horus which was before jesuswas ever invented.horus was the sun now jesus is the son,its bullshit.now get out of the house and fuck that donkey in the ASS

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23 Pedro September 26, 2008 at 7:08 am

I am a Colombian and don’t enjoy donkeysex.

Instead I cuddle my pet guieapig for our mutual pleasure.

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24 R U Serious September 27, 2008 at 1:58 pm

As the owner of one of the links ya’ll need to know a secret. If you post something about bestiality (or beastiality, as they usually spell it when the search Google) you will get a lot of traffic. This is especially true if the post includes a picture.

Oh, and hating a nation is not racist. Columbian is a nationality and not a race. And if this happens in ANY of your small towns, you really can’t complain when people make fun of your country.

BTW, thanks for the link. To those trying to get in, we’re moving hosts this weekend, so if it’s slow or strange, I’m sorry.

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25 FactChecker September 29, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Colombia is in South America, you idiot donkey.

Maybe you should have opted for geography in school.

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26 zain November 17, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Hi fellows, I wud like to say that “Allah” it self said that don’t abuse any 1′s religon bcoz the way of worship is different but all the every body is worshiping God. So kindly stop makin fun of religon and do ur work plz. I m proud to be a muslim and I worship Almighty ALLAH who created u n me.

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27 kookimebux February 1, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Hello. And Bye. :)

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28 mmmmeeee July 18, 2009 at 4:07 pm

come on admit it, if you would film some of the kids doing the donkey and not that old crazy perv, then you would end up in jail till the very end of your lives

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29 Anonymous July 19, 2009 at 1:35 am

niggers

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30 You December 25, 2009 at 9:11 pm

This is dumb. The festival is really held just to celebrate the help that the donkeys give to the people in San Antero, it isn’t anything about fucking them. They are just thanking that god gave them some animals that can help them.

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31 Hamed February 15, 2010 at 2:26 am

I am not a Muslim a not a big fan of them, but this is really stupid of a Dr. to say Muslim fathers convince their son to have sex with donkeys… I lived in some Muslim countries and that statement is not true… Having sex with animals is a sin in Islam and there are punishments for that…

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32 darius March 18, 2010 at 5:38 am

i wish people can have that chilaxx sex relations in society… world would b better…before touching animals humankind must learn to touch him/her self

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33 WTF?!!!! March 27, 2010 at 7:52 am

this donkey thing is downright weird to me, though ive heard of and seen weirder things, i find it surprising that they could be so open about it, but i ask, guys, why sleep with other men and animals when we have so many beautiful women in this world?….

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34 Umair June 1, 2010 at 3:18 pm

i love to be a member and wish to shere my sexy pictures

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35 Anonymous June 20, 2010 at 4:47 am

What a sick society if indeed there is any truth to such claims and as for those losers that have posted here who agree with such activities occuring – you really deserve to be put out of your misery, you are a waste of oxygen. Obviously you are unable to have a personal encounter with a human being.

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36 Anonymous June 20, 2010 at 4:49 am

Oh wow, people who agree with bestiality should be tied to a chair and set alight. I would gladly contribute to ending the lives of such maggots. Hand me some petrol and a match. What a world, rot in hell I say.

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37 José October 6, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Hello from Colombia:
For those of you who haven´t been to my country, and much less to such a small town as San Antero, it would be good to let you know that this celebration, usually held before Easter, is mostly devoted to highlight the importance of donkeys as a means of transportation.

If you ever came to Colombia and weren´t drunk and high on drugs as most foreign are when they come here, you could easily see that the topography in that specific region demands the use of donkeys to carry water, wood, cassava, etc.

It is true that in the past some people had their first sexual experiences with female donkeys, but with the spread of STD´s, especially HIV, this practice is limited to very far away towns, and it is more like a rite of passage rather than being something young me are craving for. Besides that, why would our young men seek to have sex with a female doneky if hordes of British sluts come every year to look for some of the flavor and passion their own men cannot give them ?

Thanks for reading, and you better get some facts straight before making such statements

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38 Anonymous October 19, 2010 at 5:22 pm

This is disgusting makes me want to vomit. Animal abuse. Should be illegal.

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39 Malcolm J. Brenner October 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Donkeys always look so out of it anyway… does a jenny really enjoy sex, or is she afraid that if she gets all emotional over some jack she’ll just make an ass of herself?

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40 Manu October 24, 2010 at 12:02 am

im a foreign student in colombian coast and i have to say that Jose’s oppinion (#35) is awesome and true. colombia isn’t all about drugs…and about this donkey sex thing, all i can say is that the present colombian youth of the coast use it as a joke!they are a much happier society than the european one, rotting with stress and depression!

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41 Anonymous November 2, 2010 at 7:29 pm

ze hebben zeker te veel crack op

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42 mansour from kuwait November 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm

oh my god this is bullshit , i am a kuwaiti muslim and i know that we”muslims” dnt have sex with animals, in fact if you had sex with an animal your going in a big trouble .
we dnt kill people if they dont believe in allah , they are free they can believe in any god . so if you dnt know anything about islam i recommand you to shut the fuck up !!!!…by the way, that bitch is a lier!!!

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43 Anonymous November 12, 2010 at 7:42 am

quite wright

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44 Fuckd up n tha head November 21, 2010 at 11:03 pm

First of all u a white nasty trashy honky back woods pig fucker.every body on here is fuckd up n tha head.who n tha fuck ever heard of a human fucking a animal ? Yall need to go to jail 4 real sick is wat yal r. Get a human to have sex wit i mean damn

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45 Anonymous April 3, 2011 at 1:10 am

First of all “homie”….. Go to the library and check out Hooked On Phonics before you talk shit about ANYONE. If you hadnt dropped out of school to sell crack at the local 7-11 parking lot, you would most likely be able to substantiate a much more intelligent arguement. But Im betting I am giving you way too much credit by even assuming that. Now…go count your grub stubs and pollish your fake grill.

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46 Don November 24, 2010 at 9:32 pm

Sublime! Columbia is not alone in this practice, and if it were possible to get some narrow minded and ignorant people to lighten up and understand that they are not who makes the world go around, the would would be a nicer place.
thanks for bringing this up.

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47 want to see human female having intercorse by donkey or horse January 17, 2011 at 5:31 am

YAHOO

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48 lalthasankar January 19, 2011 at 6:49 am

yes

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49 jéssica alexandra fonseca .. January 20, 2011 at 4:25 pm

its cute

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50 Anonymous March 21, 2011 at 10:43 am

thats absurd!!!

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51 Juan April 8, 2011 at 9:16 pm

Its just disgusting and i think their minds are twisted…..its just sick, so they fuck the doinkeys because they dont know they are getting fucked, whats next? fuck with retarded people? they dont know they are getting fucked neither or i know fuck people in a coma…..make me sick

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52 Juan April 8, 2011 at 9:21 pm

And i really dont think its thrue its just shit coming out of your rotten head……maybe as an excuse to your sick disgusting zoofilic thoughts fuck yourself and for the people who is ok with it or who have done it i really hope you die with cancer

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53 johnythai June 9, 2011 at 3:13 am

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54 Perch March 23, 2012 at 7:07 pm

@Anonymous April 3, 2011 at 12:57 am
You should change that to “There is only a theory of god, that has pretty much been destroyed through countless contradictions and no tangible evidence.”

However this story has nothing to do with your personal dilemmas in theocracy.

@WTF?!!!! March 27, 2010 at 7:52 am
There’s this thing called free will you see, and then there’s the fact that you don’t choose who you’re going to love. Personally, I find horses to be much more attractive than women.

@Anonymous June 20, 2010 at 4:47 am
Actually you’ll find that a lot of zoophiles are not only capable of functioning in society, but to the point that you would never know they had these interests. If you’re incapable deducing that these people do no harm to our society nor to their partners, then perhaps YOU are the waist of oxygen.

@José October 6, 2010 at 5:14 pm
You should do some medical research José; Those “British sluts” are the reason your country has a problem with HIV. It has little to nothing to do with the donkeys.

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