In case you are the least-popular kid on the internets too, you should have heard about our two new sites: Die Guido Die and Die Hipster Die. You know you want to visit them, so just do it. Come’on, just do it. Do it do it do it.
Also, PBH2 is up as well!
What’s hotter than George Bush and Dick Cheney making out? Oh, nothing much, but you need to use your imagination. It’s not what you see, it’s what you don’t see. Donald Rumsfeld is calmly hanging out in the background, putting his hands down his pants and playing with his fruit bowl. Alberto Gonzales, acting out on long-repressed dreams, enjoys a threesome with Janet Reno and Ted Haggard. Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter, thoroughly unattracted to each other, awkwardly pop pills and wonder why everyone they love turns out to be homosexual and a hypocrite. And in the end, it’s you the viewer, disenchanted and apathetic, doing absolutely nothing as they slowly spew their loads all over the US Constitution.
Originally on PBH & Ablogistan.