Take the Donkey to the barn and fuck it.

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From PBH: In a small northern Colombian town named San Antero, the ‘Festival del Burro’ (Donkey Festival) is held to celebrate the donkey. Some of the highlights include a donkey stampede and a costume contest, but most of all, the carnival celebrates having sex with donkeys.

Yes, I repeat, the main focus of the festival is to celebrate the tradition of men having sexual encounters with donkeys. Apparently when a boy grows up in Colombia, his hand is inadequate and he’s too nervous to have his first experience with a (human) female. No, the sweet tender embrace of a donkey (probably with the appropriate amount of make up like the one featured above) is whats needed to stir the passions of an all to eager but anxious Colombian adolescent. With an abundance of donkeys available, a strong zoophilic culture has taken root.

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1 Cow_Poke January 1, 2008 at 11:34 pm

Hey, this is really great-a society, where at least some parts [I'm not sure, if they think guys with jacks is OK, they just mention guys with jennys??] of men with animals sex, is both excepted and encouraged. OH,, that pic, of the young teenager, standing proudly next to his decorated “girlfriend” is quite interesting. Thanks.

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2 Mutton January 22, 2008 at 4:55 pm

Wow, WTF. I’m really quite amazed by seeing this. Hell I know people do this but never thought i’d see anyone talking about it. I respect how you wern’t really heavily judgemental about it. Most reporters would go off on an animal rights tirade if they had come across something like this. What a colourful world we live in eh?

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3 T.O.K.D.L January 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm

I am amazed as well as envious of such open minded individuals. I truly wish the majority had such standards. Although I wonder about the same thing Cow_Poke.

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4 IRISHZOO February 3, 2008 at 3:23 pm

Seems like a place worth moving to … A guy finally could live with his desired partner of choice

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5 HWLH February 24, 2008 at 7:42 pm

i was just thinking the same thing actually……if i could lock down a good income down there, i would seriously consider it…….

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6 YOU FUCKER! March 10, 2008 at 11:25 pm

Dude, im colombian, and that what your saying is plain BULSHIT!.

Its because of people like you that we can’t fit anywhere. Please, go cultivate and read a book, there is no such thing as a donkey-fucking festival, and if it happens, it happens in small towns appart from the rest of the society, just like weird stuff happens in all countrys.

This is quite a racist comment you know?… please, nex time just stay shut and say nothing instead of making random shit up.

Asshole…

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7 ITS TRUE March 20, 2008 at 1:33 am

I am Columbian and everything about this is true. Its sad, but true.

We cant fit in, because we are involved in either drug trade, sex trade, animal sex or coffee. Its just our way of life. Obivously the donkey is an easy way out.

Not racist if its true – come on brother…

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8 Anonymous March 20, 2008 at 2:17 am

we are involved in either drug trade, sex trade, animal sex or coffee. Its just our way of life.

… That is awesome. And to think I repair copiers for a living. :’/ That’s it, I’m moving to exciting Columbia! Heh.

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9 DaGump March 20, 2008 at 3:27 am

Seems like a cool city to visit. =P

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10 Anonymous March 21, 2008 at 3:16 pm

we use our donkeys to haul out dirt from the drug tunnels. at night the women reward them.

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11 Anonymous March 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm

id hit it

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12 Larr March 26, 2008 at 6:10 pm

I don’t know why that guy above freaked out. I think it’s beautiful that some people can have an open zoo relationship. I would be proud to be a columbian or any people that are open to sharing a sexual relationship with an animal.

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13 Right April 15, 2008 at 5:19 am

This is stupid to say that in Muslom countries father encourages their sons to have sex…….with animals. In Islam that is consodered a big sin….and aufulll…how can a dr like this lady say that????

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14 Islam sucks April 16, 2008 at 9:28 pm

Islam is the real twisted belief. It revels in it’s ability to say who is of Allah and who isn’t. Fuck, if you are not of Allah you are killed or maimed. Rewards for killing non-muslims? I’d rather be a Zoo than follow any religion that kills people that are different than themselves.

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15 YOU SUCK SELF May 20, 2008 at 6:46 pm

you got nothing to say about islam you got no rights its because people fucked up and twisted like you. ALLAH TEALA, has created every human and all living creature so beautiful but you people DONT SIT AND THINK the beauty you have, always finding ways to look above everyone and being some kind of legend to be followed. just think before you even open your mouth see the beauty of all creation and worship ALLAH. LA ILLAHA ILLALLAH MUHAMMEDIN RESUALLAH (PLEASE BE UPON HIM) no god but ALLAH exist. fuck all americans which why iam fucking already

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16 T.O.K.D.L June 2, 2008 at 8:15 am

Yeah I think “allah” may exist… but JESUS CHRIST took his lunch money, smacked the shit out of him and sent him home crying. Hahahaha!

I agree with “Islam sucks”, If you do not believe or respect this so called God allah, you are beaten, shunned and possibly destroyed. I’ll take being a zoophile any day as opposed to killing people who choose not to worship my God.

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17 Anonymous September 9, 2008 at 6:19 pm

I’m colombian and It’s true it happens… BUT HEY WE’RE NOT ALL FREAKS! It’s not something every colombian does… And is not part of OUR COLOMBIAN CULTURE, it’s part of SOME freaking coastal cultures…

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18 Anonymous September 9, 2008 at 6:24 pm

El malparido no sabe ni como es el mapa de Colombia!! Pendejo nos quitaste todo el amazonas!

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19 THE TRUE GOD IS ME September 10, 2008 at 12:39 pm

religions bullshit the sooner you can admit it the sooner you can get over that large slice of useless misdevoted life you just wasted and start living.jesus shared the same miracles as a thousand other gods beggining with horus which was before jesuswas ever invented.horus was the sun now jesus is the son,its bullshit.now get out of the house and fuck that donkey in the ASS

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20 Pedro September 26, 2008 at 7:08 am

I am a Colombian and don’t enjoy donkeysex.

Instead I cuddle my pet guieapig for our mutual pleasure.

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21 R U Serious September 27, 2008 at 1:58 pm

As the owner of one of the links ya’ll need to know a secret. If you post something about bestiality (or beastiality, as they usually spell it when the search Google) you will get a lot of traffic. This is especially true if the post includes a picture.

Oh, and hating a nation is not racist. Columbian is a nationality and not a race. And if this happens in ANY of your small towns, you really can’t complain when people make fun of your country.

BTW, thanks for the link. To those trying to get in, we’re moving hosts this weekend, so if it’s slow or strange, I’m sorry.

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22 FactChecker September 29, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Colombia is in South America, you idiot donkey.

Maybe you should have opted for geography in school.

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23 zain November 17, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Hi fellows, I wud like to say that “Allah” it self said that don’t abuse any 1′s religon bcoz the way of worship is different but all the every body is worshiping God. So kindly stop makin fun of religon and do ur work plz. I m proud to be a muslim and I worship Almighty ALLAH who created u n me.

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24 kookimebux February 1, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Hello. And Bye. :)

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25 mmmmeeee July 18, 2009 at 4:07 pm

come on admit it, if you would film some of the kids doing the donkey and not that old crazy perv, then you would end up in jail till the very end of your lives

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26 Anonymous July 19, 2009 at 1:35 am

niggers

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27 You December 25, 2009 at 9:11 pm

This is dumb. The festival is really held just to celebrate the help that the donkeys give to the people in San Antero, it isn’t anything about fucking them. They are just thanking that god gave them some animals that can help them.

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28 Hamed February 15, 2010 at 2:26 am

I am not a Muslim a not a big fan of them, but this is really stupid of a Dr. to say Muslim fathers convince their son to have sex with donkeys… I lived in some Muslim countries and that statement is not true… Having sex with animals is a sin in Islam and there are punishments for that…

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29 darius March 18, 2010 at 5:38 am

i wish people can have that chilaxx sex relations in society… world would b better…before touching animals humankind must learn to touch him/her self

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30 WTF?!!!! March 27, 2010 at 7:52 am

this donkey thing is downright weird to me, though ive heard of and seen weirder things, i find it surprising that they could be so open about it, but i ask, guys, why sleep with other men and animals when we have so many beautiful women in this world?….

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31 Umair June 1, 2010 at 3:18 pm

i love to be a member and wish to shere my sexy pictures

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32 Anonymous June 20, 2010 at 4:47 am

What a sick society if indeed there is any truth to such claims and as for those losers that have posted here who agree with such activities occuring – you really deserve to be put out of your misery, you are a waste of oxygen. Obviously you are unable to have a personal encounter with a human being.

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33 Anonymous June 20, 2010 at 4:49 am

Oh wow, people who agree with bestiality should be tied to a chair and set alight. I would gladly contribute to ending the lives of such maggots. Hand me some petrol and a match. What a world, rot in hell I say.

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