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Fattie Free Site

January 5, 2010 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   18 Views  

Fat people aren’t just ruining health care reform, they’re also ruining dating websites:

“Dating and social network site BeautifulPeople.com has axed some 5,000 members following complaints that they had gained weight…

As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld,” said site founder Robert Hintze.

Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”

[Via PBH]

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The Best Kind Of Sex Education A Hick Can Afford

May 20, 2009 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   1 Views  

Blech:

Meet Danica Wallace and Jeremy Welch. The Ohio couple was arrested Friday after cops spotted them having sex in a car while Wallace’s two small children were in the vehicle’s back seat. According to a Springfield Police Department report, a copy of which you’ll find here, Wallace, 24, was driving a Ford Taurus when she and Welch, 29, “pulled off the roadway to have sex.” When police approached the vehicle, they discovered Wallace, naked from the waist down, astride a similarly pantsless Welch, who was seated in the front passenger seat. Welch, who was “extremely intoxicated,” offered cops a simple explanation for the pair’s conduct: “We got horny and just wanted to fuck!!”

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New Sites on the PBH Network

April 29, 2009

In case you are the least-popular kid on the internets too, you should have heard about our two new sites: Die Guido Die and Die Hipster Die. You know you want to visit them, so just do it. Come’on, just do it. Do it do it do it. Also, PBH2 is up as well!

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It’s getting hot in here

March 9, 2007

What’s hotter than George Bush and Dick Cheney making out? Oh, nothing much, but you need to use your imagination. It’s not what you see, it’s what you don’t see. Donald Rumsfeld is calmly hanging out in the background, putting his hands down his pants and playing with his fruit bowl. Alberto Gonzales, acting out [...]

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